In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent