Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a