The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant