Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
