It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying