There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…