My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

God is the world’s only super-bower

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time