The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

I changed My mind By following My heart

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist