The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
