Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

Easy to please but problematic to appease

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage