It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious