I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick