If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
