Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky