In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…