I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
