Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny