Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
