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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Make That Turkey Bacon

If Star Wars is actually told
From R2-D2’s perspective
Then our only hope
Is that God lets us go on believing
We are more powerful
Than we could possibly imagine
While God gets on with
Saving our bacon
Again and again

Autres oeuvres par Chris Gaither...
If I Had a Quarter for Every Time God Bet on Me I’d Be a Rich Man

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Freedom’s Just Another Word for Nothing Left to Control

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
The Brain Is Pattern-seeking; the Spirit Is Pattern-finding

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
Your Job Is to Keep the Stage Door Propped Open

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
Haiku

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
“Such a war as is of every man against every man... In such condition there is... no account of Time”

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
You’ll Get Nothing but Money and Like It!

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
I’ve Died and Gone to Eruv

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
“Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac”

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I’m Just Sayin’

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Who Wants It More?

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
Even Old Thom Yorke Was Once a Sonogram

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
Life Is a Struggle and Woe Betide Anyone for Whom School Comes Easy, for Life Will Be Their First Competent Teacher

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
Haiku

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
All Life Is Connected, Which Is Why We’re All Dying of Loneliness

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it



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