God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable