Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman: