The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been