Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
