A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

We disparage lip service But it is the first step Towards actual service Because self-service is our unspok… What starts as lip service and liv…

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…