The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

My ambivalence was born When those I depended on for prot… Wielded protection as a threat Whenever I became a threat Nothing threatens God

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved