Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
