Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
I want what you want so I want a cow
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
