Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

I have an idea: I have no idea

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds