The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
