Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

I want what you want so I want a cow

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…