In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality