No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

Time is relentless. Are you?

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart