When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
