In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down