Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Human beings find the position of… But not being able to say it Intolerable But other human beings find being… Intolerable

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked