Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death