Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

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The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty