The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin