2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
