Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Time is relentless. Are you?

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about