Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself