Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service