God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…