Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up