It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food