If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God