I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…