A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
