We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit