There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking