I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question