We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
