God’s strength belongs to me Because I belong to God Which is to say God’s strength belongs to us Because we belong to God
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
