When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
