You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
