Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands