There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast