We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
When God closes one store He opens another
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
