For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come