When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right