When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
