My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up