Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
