You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened