A Haiku
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
