A Haiku
I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
